im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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