i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Randomize
