HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
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