whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
my sisters under your porch take her home
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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