So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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