why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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