so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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