I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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