I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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