So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Pooping to opera.
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