Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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