And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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