it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
She made me pour olive oil on her.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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