I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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