Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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