Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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