We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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