I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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