He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Just high enough for therapy.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
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