Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
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