is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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