riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
the raccoons are back...
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