i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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