But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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