Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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