You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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