Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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