He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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