Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Boobs are out for the taking
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
