another moral hangover. fuck.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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