question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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