He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
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