How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
this will be a night to untag.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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