Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
