my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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