Don't you send me to vm
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
The adults are the big ones right?
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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