Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Randomize
