we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Mom said you looked used
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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