Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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