I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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