It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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