I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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