She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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