remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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