The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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