Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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