4 words: hood of his car
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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