32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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