question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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