You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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