Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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