So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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