just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
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