How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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