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she kept yelling 'call me bella'
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
there is glitter all over my balls
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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