a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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