I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
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