i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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